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let’s hope not either. maybe i should stop my aleve/advil addiction…
if you’re a bird, i’m not a bird, cuz birds are weird. - the notebook
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Anonymous asked: Where do you work? |
it’s been a while since i started my day at 8am. was greeted by my new boss with a grande soy iced coffee which i kindly accepted and an orgasmic, chocolately muffin which i rudely rejected. ah, diets. so, what did i learn at my first (real) day of work? when it comes to opening boxes, blade knifes are extremely hazardous. but when it comes to opening boxes for two straight hours, blade knifes can make a great escape. my wrists are clean…for now. i also learned that if a customer is being nasty, when in doubt, just stare at them and they’ll leave shortly. “the customer is never right,” -said by me, because frankly they do not work here, and i get paid $10 an hour to know this shit, so yeah bitch, i’m right.






